My first post

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, 'The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.' 'Well, sir,' the attendant replied with a grin, 'You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now…'  -

A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, 'I'd like to look at the accordions, please.' The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says, 'All our accordions are over there.' After browsing, the drummer says, 'I think I'd like the big red one in the corner.' The store owner looks at him and says, 'You're a drummer, aren't you?' The drummer, crestfallen, says, 'How did you know?' The store owner says, 'That 'big red accordion' is the radiator.' -

“Brian, what’s wrong with you? You’ve been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes!” “Oh Dan,” responded Brian “I don’t know what to do! I got in a big fight last night with my Suzie, she claims I never buy her gifts, so I must not care about her!” “Brian, that’s horrible!” said Dan putting his arm around Brian. “What type of a gift does she want already?” “Well, right before she closed the door on my face she said to me: “Why don’t you show me how much you care about me? Why can’t you get me something that goes from 0 to 175 in seconds!” “Dan what should I do? I don’t have that kind of money? I can’t go out and buy her a car!” “A car? Asked Dan. “Who needs a car? Just stop by Target and buy her a scale!” -

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