Funny jokes

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.
After buying his ticket, he stopped to purchase some popcorn.
Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment,
'The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.'
'Well, sir,' the attendant replied with a grin,
'You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now…'

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